Absurd gifts worth honking about.

First Drop

Weirdly delightful merch for cheese lovers, goose people, snack goblins, and anyone with suspiciously specific taste.

First Goose Drop

Honk If You Love Cheese T-Shirt

Honk If You Love Cheese T-Shirt

Honk If You Love Cheese T-Shirt
$29.99
$29.99
The Goose Has Spoken Vintage Dad Hat

The Goose Has Spoken Vintage Dad Hat

The Goose Has Spoken Vintage Dad Hat
$32.00
$32.00

We don’t take life seriously. We take cheese seriously.